What to wear with ripped leggings?
Once upon a time there was a girl called Cappellino Rosso who lived happily with her mother in her super-chic house in the mountains of Cortina. One day he decided to bring cupcakes to his billionaire grandmother. She put on her obviously short skinny boots up to her ankle (whether ever covered, even with -10 degrees and with snow) and her hyper-fashion tartan cape and set off for the woods. While parading happily with headphones in his ears, yes he came across a tiger (yes, the famous mountain-tiger): "Give me the cup-cakes or I won't let you pass" - "Forget it. I bought them in the most In of all Cortina, they cost me a fortune; move that the brindle hasn't been in fashion for years. " Struck in the air, the tiger unsheathed its claws and with the skill of a ninja went to make nice openings in the outfit of the unbearable hat. Then he screwed his cup cakes and went away humming "Go go, now you will be even more fashionable, unlucky". Cappellino recomposed himself, a little disdained, went back to his house, shot himself two poses in the snow and posted the new trend for winter: torn jeans !!!
Yes, because the jeans that "go" now from this summer (obviously already seen and reviewed in past years) and that are still worn (incredibly) for the winter are not simply worn, cut or worn: they are real works of art executed with hatchet strokes. Not a tear ... a string of cuts. Not a hole ... a square-shaped chasm. Not hanging threads ... a cascade of fibers reaching down to your feet. In short, the wearer seems to have really come out of the furious fight with the animal with long claws ... or from the fight of the particularly aggressive kitten who came to visit the closet!
This somewhat wild, slightly vintage mix, on the other hand, seems to like it a lot, especially if combined with very glamorous shoes that play down the "run away from home after the fight with the boyfriend armed with a razor blade" effect. And then that see-not-see skin is very sexy ... WARNING: If the jeans are particularly tight and your thigh a little full, do you know the mortadella-squeezed-in-its-net effect? Here, as soon as they are seated by those openings, the meat will overflow ... more than I see-I don't see! WARNING 2: Do you know that if you forgot to wax your hair (which often happens in winter), your long hairs will peep over the skin? I don't add anything else. WARNING 3: Do you know that sooner or later the holes are widening and you find yourself with everything-more-outside?!? Do two accounts.
But this does not seem to interest the fashion people who continue to proudly show off destroyed jeans and combinations of shit for all seasons. Because it seems logical to wear jeans-with-vents even in winter ... but with fur! God of Coherence Help You !!! At least have the heart to insert under all those tears of fantasy stockings of doubtful taste ...;) (and please, at least those not torn) !!!
But it is not only the skinny who suffer the devastation, all models are victims of the razor-blade razor. In this regard, I would like to raise a question that has been affecting me for some time: why do loose jeans, in technical jargon called "baggy" or "oversize", have now been renamed "boyfriend jeans" ??? Why, why, why ??? And why are these also so fashionable in spite of the fact that none (and I say this with full knowledge as I have used baggy jeans for a lifetime) is able to wear them in a decent way?
Run away from home, tamarre, cousins (called Livornese), raw ... UGLY! Mamma mia how much I can't stand them! If you really have to use your boyfriend's jeans to show that you have one, at least have the heart not to put the heel underneath it, moreover with the lapel, the wide bottom, the horse that drops you, the high waist (which shortens you) and all those rips! The baggy (let's call him by his name again, please) must be able to bring. It is not for everyone. It is not for pussy. And it goes with the low shoe (other than a slipper or a ballerina). Stop. Point. Is closed.
And as usual, I told you mine. Worn and naturally destroyed jeans have their charm, excessive artifice makes me a little dubious. But if you really want to destroy a pair of old jeans to ride the trend-of-a-thousand-rips here are the instructions for a very quick DIY ... but be careful where you make the openings ... certain mistakes could be devastating !!! 😉
