Now, I can hear some of you saying, "Ben, isn't that a bit harsh? Excluding someone from a wedding, especially when they're supposed to be close friends?" Well, my dear summer children, if you've been following the circus that is the Sussexes' quest for relevance, you'll understand why this move isn't surprising.
These two have spent years trying to tear down the institution that gave them their platform and cushy lifestyle, all while playing the victim. They've accused their own family of racism, spilled supposed secrets to the media, and let's not forget Meghan's latest stunt of allegedly distancing herself from that controversial tell-all book. I mean, the audacity!
But kudos to the Duke of Westminster for taking a stand and sending a clear message that such behavior won't be tolerated at his special day. After all, a wedding is supposed to be about love and unity, not a platform for attention-seeking antics.