This wasn't your run-of-the-mill peck on the cheek. Oh no, Meghan had to outdo herself with an nauseating display of PDA that left spectators gagging. And the kicker? It was all a calculated move, a desperate ploy to garner more attention and content for their increasingly irrelevant Netflix show.
And let's not forget the so-called "teammates" involved in this debacle. Harry's buddy Nacho Figueras was on the opposing team, while Meghan was accompanied by her equally self-serving pal Serena Williams. It's like they were all in cahoots, determined to milk every last drop of relevance from this pathetic charade.
But here's the real punchline: the Polo Championship organizers were so repulsed by Meghan's shameless antics that they've slapped her with a lifetime ban from ever setting foot on their grounds again. Talk about poetic justice.
And what about Harry, you ask? Poor chap. Meghan has clearly roped him into this PR circus, and the frustration etched on his face is palpable. He's been reduced to a mere puppet, all because he fell for Meghan's manipulative charms.
And just when you thought things couldn't get any juicier, Meghan's BFF Serena Williams has finally had enough of the Sussex shade and is spilling the tea on their so-called marriage. Divorce is on the horizon, folks, and it couldn't come soon enough.
Meghan never loved Harry, she never cared about him or his family. She's only in it for the cameras and the spotlight, using him as a pawn in her never-ending quest for fame and fortune. But the tide is turning, my friends. The world is waking up to her true despicable nature.
It's time to take a stand and say "enough is enough." Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have disgraced the royal family for the last time, and it's high time they faced the consequences of their actions.