Prince Harry - you're not fooling anyone with your little charade. We have seen through your web of lies and manipulation right from the start. We won't allow you to use these phantom children as bargaining chips in your never-ending quest for attention and relevance. Harry has been caught red-handed in a tangled web of deceit. For years, he has paraded these children in front of the world, using them as props in his carefully orchestrated PR stunts, all while failing to provide any concrete evidence of their existence.
No birth certificates, no hospital records, no DNA tests - just a few suspiciously edited photos and meticulously staged interviews. It's almost as if he's trying to convince us that these children are real without ever having to prove their actual existence. But we are no longer buying it, Harry. The jig is up, and the world is waking up to your little puppet show.
Let's not forget about your delusional wife, Meghan Markle. She has been spinning tales of Archie and Lili from the very beginning, using them as emotional pawns in her never-ending war against the monarchy. Enough is enough, Meghan. Your games have gone on for far too long, and it's time we called you out on your blatant lies and manipulation.
So, where are Archie and Lili, you ask? Well, I'll tell you - they are nowhere, because they simply don't exist. They are nothing more than a carefully crafted illusion, a smoke screen designed to divert our attention from the real truth - that you two are nothing more than attention-seeking grifters, willing to go to any lengths to stay in the limelight.
As for King Charles's demand to see these phantom children, well, he's in for a rude awakening when he realizes that the jig is up and that his grandchildren are nothing more than figments of Harry's twisted imagination. So go ahead, Harry, keep spinning your tales of non-existent children and curated family traditions.